Christmas shopping for an ex, ever been there? If you’re on good terms with him, why not throw a little gift his way? After all, ’tis the season for good cheer (and maybe a cheeky laugh).
The holidays are a great time to try something new or hand out the olive branch with a thoughtful gesture of goodwill. The best bit is … you can have a playful dig at the same time. Especially if you give him something from my list of funny gifts for your ex!
Heads up, though, some of these ideas might not be kid-friendly, so be sure to time the gift opening carefully. You don’t want any little ones asking awkward questions! But if you get it right, you’re guaranteed a few laughs, and who knows, maybe a raised eyebrow or two!
If you want to buy your ex something a little more toned down, see this list of Christmas gifts for men for under $50.
Further reading: 10 Tips to survive Christmas as a single mum.
12 Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex 2024
1. 100 Un-beer-able Dad jokes
First on my list of funny Yuletide gifts for your ex is something that will make him more unbearable - a deck of corny jokes! It's a nice gift for the humourous ex.
I found these at: Gifts Australia
2. Funny graphic t-shirt
If your ex-partner is the grumpiest bloke you know, you've found the gift for him! This "I Never Dreamed That One Day I’d Become a Grumpy Old Man, But Here I Am Killing It" tee is perfect for when he's whingeing about the footy or having a go at the neighbours for being too loud.
I found this at: Light in the Box
3. Blah blah button
There would be something highly amusing about giving this gift to my ex-husband. For all the moans and rants we’ve both had in the past, it’s all just blah blah now.
I found this at: Kogan
4. Pornburger: Hot buns and juicy beefcakes cookbook
If your ex loves his burgers and his porn, this is the perfect present. You might leave him wondering how he let you slip away! Not that you want him back, though!
I found this at: Booktopia
5. Emergency meal transport lunch bag
This "Human Organ Emergency Transplant" lunchbox is the cheekiest gift I've seen this year! If you want to make him laugh, or cringe, or just remind him you’re still winning the gift-giving game, this lunchbox will not disappoint. Plus, he’ll never lose his lunch again, unlike, well… you! LOL!
I found this at: CoolThings Australia
6. Six-pack Australian craft beer
If your ex-partner is a beer connoisseur or just enjoys cracking open a cold one, this variety pack will make him raise a glass. This isn’t your standard Corona and Heineken combo. I'm talking six top-notch, hand-picked beers from different Australian breweries.
I found this at: Beer Cartel
Best gifts for your ex after divorce (cont.)
7. Old fart novelty socks
I couldn’t stop laughing when I found these novelty ‘old fart’ socks. A brilliant gift for your ex if he’s touchy about his age.
I found this at: CoolThings Australia
8. Astronaut Bluetooth speaker
This super cute astronaut Bluetooth speaker will make an awesome desk decor for your ex-partner. Along with the gift, include a witty message like "Here’s something cool for your space… because I’m no longer in it!"
I found this at: Kogan
9. Light a candle & chill the f*ck out
This gift will remind your ex to light a candle and chill the F out when he’s upset. He’ll feel better after smelling an amazing blend of calming essential oils.
I found this at: Ebay
Humourous gift ideas to buy your ex
10. How it works: The dad hardcover book
This is the only book your ex-spouse needs to read this year. It’s filled with humourous truths and sayings about the challenges of fatherhood (with retro illustrations to boot).
I found this at: Gifts Australia
11. Pug in a Mug tea infuser
If your ex-partner is into brewing tea, he will be happy with this Pug in a Mug infuser! This adorable silicone pup is here to make tea time extra fun.
I found this at: CoolThings Australia
12. 5-Second rule game
My ex would get hours of pleasure playing this game with his mates. If it’s the kind of thing your ex is into, make him smile with this fun Yuletide gift.
I found this at: Big W
13. Gentleman's Hardware charcoal canvas manicure set
This charcoal canvas manicure set is packed with everything he needs to keep his nails in check. The rugged wax-canvas case with leather-effect details adds a touch of class (and maybe a reminder of who really had the style in the relationship).
I found this at: Gifts Australia
14. Devanti aroma diffuser
Help your ex-spouse relax and rejuvenate before you send him the kids with this stylish diffuser. After a day of pampering, Mr. Grumpy will surely be ready for co-parenting tasks! What a thoughtful gift, am I right?! Wink!
I found this at: Big W
15. Are You Pooping wall art
Liven up his bland bathroom with this amusing wall decor! It will send him laughing every time he goes to the loo!
I found this at: Light in the Box
Final words: Christmas gifts for your ex
In the spirit of Yuletide merriment and ex-tended goodwill, why not spread some laughter this Christmas with a humorous gift for your ex?
As the saying goes, 'Tis the season to be jolly, and what better way to achieve that than by sharing a chuckle or two? Last year, I sent him a quirky shirt that said, “World’s Okayest Ex,” and we both had a good laugh over it.
So, if you are feeling a little mischievous this holiday season, don't hesitate to embrace the Christmas spirit and indulge in some ex-traordinary gift-giving. Just make sure you pick the right moment, avoiding any awkward encounters with innocent bystanders.
Who said breaking up couldn't be a laughing matter? So, if you’re looking for the perfect way to say “Merry Christmas” without any drama, these hilarious and clever gift ideas are sure to do the trick. After all, who says ex-gifts can’t come with a smile and a bit of holiday spirit? Happy holidays, and may your Christmas be filled with laughter and joy!
