12 Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex

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This article about Christmas gifts for your ex was last updated in 2021.

If you’re on good terms with your ex this Christmas, where’s the harm in giving him a little gift?

The best bit is … you can have a playful dig at the same time. Especially if you give him something from our list of hilarious gifts for your ex!

12 Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex

1. UGLY KNITTED CHRISTMAS BEER COOLERS

First on our list of hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex: How about these brilliant beer coolers that look like they’ve been knitted by Great Great Grandma Lizzy?

Xmas Ugly Knitted beer coolers | Christmas gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

We found these at: Ebay

2. POOPING DOG CALENDAR

Dear oh dear, how we laughed at this. Imagine giving your ex a calendar that reveals a different dog doing its business each month.

Pooping Dog Calendar | Beanstalk Mums

We found this at: Ebay

3. I’M A TWAT SURPRISE

Hahahahahahahahaha … if you can give this to your ex, hat’s off to both of you.

I'm A Twat Surprise Mug | Christmas gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

We found this at: Yellow Octopus

Hilarious Christmas gifts for your ex (cont.)

4. BLAH BLAH BUTTON

There is something highly amusing about giving this gift to an ex-husband. For all the moans and rants you’ve both had in the past, it’s all just blah blah now.

The Blah Blah Blah Button | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Single Mum

We found this at: Kogan

5. OLD FART SANDAL SOCKS

We couldn’t stop laughing when we found these novelty ‘old fart’ socks. A brilliant Christmas gift for your ex if he’s touchy about his age.

Old Fart Sandal Socks | Christmas gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Single Mums

We found this at: Yellow Octopus

6. STRIPED ELF HAT

Got an ex who gets grumpy at Christmas? Gift him this striped elf hat and make a promise to wear it throughout Christmas Day.

Christmas Gifts for Your Ex | Striped Elf Hat | Beanstalk Mums

We found this at: Catch

7. CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT TSHIRT

When it comes to Christmas gifts for your ex this one takes the biscuit. How much fun would you have giving him this?

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult tshirt | Christmas presents for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

We found this at: Etsy

8. Light a Candle & Chill the F*ck Out

This gift will remind your ex to light a candle and chill the F out when he’s upset.  He’ll feel better after smelling an amazing blend of calming essential oils.

Light a Candle & Chill the F*ck Out | Beanstalk Single Mums

We found this at:Ebay

9. PORNBURGER: HOT BUNS AND JUICY BEEF CAKES COOKBOOK

If your ex loves his burgers and his porn, this is the perfect present. He’ll wonder how he let you slip away!

PornBurger: Hot Buns & Juicy Beefcakes| Cookbook for Dad | Beanstalk Mums

We found this at: Booktopia

Our final hilarious Father’s Day gifts for your ex

10. How It Works: The Dad Hardcover Book

This is the only book your ex needs to read this year. It’s filled with hilarious truths and sayings about the challenges of fatherhood (with retro illustrations to boot).

How It Works: The Dad Book | Beanstalk MumsWe found this at: Gifts Australia

11. KNOB MUG

The fun we had creating this list! I know my ex would find this funny, we hope yours would too. The perfect mug for his desk at work.

Knob Mug | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

We found this at: Yellow Octopus

12. BOGANOLOGY BOARD GAME

Say it without saying it … does your ex have a bogan streak you love to take the piss out of?

Boganology | Father's Day gifts | Beanstalk Single Mums

We found this at: City Beach

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