Father’s Day is just around the corner, and while the relationship might not have lasted, your sense of humour sure did! Finding the right gift for your ex can be tricky. After all, you want something that’s thoughtful but not too personal, light-hearted but not sarcastic. That's where funny Father’s Day gifts come in!
We've curated quirky and clever gifts that are perfect for keeping things friendly and fun. From beard beanies that’ll have him chuckling to pun-filled gag books that channel his inner comedian, these gifts say, “I appreciate you” in the most light-hearted way possible. So, why not spread a little joy and laughter this Father’s Day? After all, everyone could use a good giggle.
Funny Father’s Day gift ideas in 2024
Fart zone slippers
Amusing slippers never get old. Remind him of how you and your kids experienced his flatulent explosions.
Available at: Gifts Australia
Cards Against Humanity
Just the tagline on the box is enough to get a giggle .. ‘A party game for horrible people’. But it is actually a brilliantly funny game that he’ll love playing with his mates.
Available at: Kogan
100 Best Dad Joke Cards
Give him a new source from which to get fresh dad puns. It’s a playful way to show you still appreciate their humour without crossing any boundaries. Your kids are sure to roll their eyes with these terrible but witty puns.
Available at: CoolThings Australia
For the Star Wars fan: Dark Side doormat
I know how annoyed you were with his Star Wars obsession. But this is a playful reminder to leave the drama at the door. It’s a fun way to say, "May the force of humour be with you."
Available from: CoolThings Australia
Sloth dad coffee mug
Our next pick is the perfect gift for the ex-husband who takes enormous effort to wake up. If your ex is a workaholic, this is a lighthearted way to add some lazy-day vibes to his routine.
Available at: CoolThings Australia
More terrible puns: Book of Dad jokes
Because I know one dad gag gift idea isn't enough, here's another one for your cheesy ex. Your kids are sure to roll their eyes with this terrible but amusing compilation.
Available at: Gifts Australia
Hilarious gag gifts for your kids' Dad (cont.)
Cocktail recipe book
This witty cocktail recipe book mixes classic drinks with a splash of movie humour. It's perfect for an ex who enjoys a good laugh with their liquor.
Available at: Gifts Australia
Pornburger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beef Cakes Cookbook
If your ex loves his burgers and his porn, this is the perfect present. He’ll wonder why he ever divorced you.
Available at: Booktopia
Beard beanie
The witty beard beanie is a knitted hat that comes with an attached faux beard, giving your ex an instant, over-the-top facial hair look. It’s perfect for those cold days when they could use a laugh and a little extra beard coverage.
Available at: Kogan
Funny socks
These statement socks made our tummies hurt from laughing so hard. Imagine the look on his face once he sees these pair! We're sure these will make him laugh too!
Available at: MyDeal
More picks for funny Dad gifts
Toilet timer
One of our favourite funny gift picks is this comical but useful toilet timer! It will remind your ex of how you used to banter over who dropped a stinky bomb in the loo!
Available at: CoolThings Australia
Classic Insults flipbook
The fun we had creating this list! I know my ex would find this hilarious, and we hope yours would too. The perfect gotcha read for your #1 frenemy.
Available at: The Nile
Best ex-husband decor
Does your ex love cheeky accolades? This one will be a funny addition to his living room.
Available at: Red Bubble
[Bonus Father's Day selection for your kids] Gifts for Dad
If you’re still struggling with last-minute ideas of what the kids should give Dad on this special day, we have some great (and much more tame) ideas here:
Sarcastic but funny coffee mug
He’s given you so much over the years. But let’s be honest, you’re not planning to pay him back anytime soon. So why not make your Dad laugh with this witty coffee cup, perfect for the dad who’s always been generous with his time, money, and advice? The message reads, "Dad, I Can Never Repay You. Literally." It’s a sarcastic yet heartfelt way to show your appreciation and love.
Available at: Gifts Australia
Matching Father's Day T-shirt
These matching shirts are the perfect first Father's Day present! It will let Dad and little one sport a coordinated look that’s both fun and memorable. It will make family outings or just hanging out at home extra special.
Available at: Patpat
Tumbler with straw
Make his breakfast smoothies ready on the go with this insulated double-walled tumbler. We're sure he'll appreciate the minimalist design and colour, too!
Available at: MyDeal
For his beer glass: Stubby holder
The Stubby Holder is a handy sleeve designed to keep Dad's beer glass cold and his hands warm. It's perfect for those backyard BBQs or lazy days on the couch. It’s a simple yet essential gift that ensures their favourite beverage stays chill.
Available at: Gifts Australia
Beer bouquet
Well, technically, it's not a bouquet. But it's a pack of 5 beers curated as a gift basket. It even has a witty name - Brewquet. We're sure any beer-loving dad will drool over this!
Available at: Brewquets
Bluetooth earbuds
The Wireless BT5.0 Earbuds are the ultimate Father's Day present for the dad who thinks he’s still got the moves. With a sound so clear and a Bluetooth connection so strong, even Dad’s “dad jokes” might sound cool. These sleek earbuds are the perfect sidekick to keep him in the groove all day long.
We found this at: Kogan
Photo crystal portrait
How about giving Dad something that uniquely captures a special memory? A personalised photo crystal does just that! With a photo printed on the back of the crystal, it creates a stunning display that’ll look great on their mantelpiece all year round.
Available at: The Personalised Gift Shop
Rock On leather & oak moss candle
This is perfect for the dad who secretly wishes he was still in a rock band. We love how this candle turns any space into a backstage lounge. This gift is perfect for relaxing after a long day or just setting the mood for his air guitar solo.
We found this at: Gifts Australia
For the chef dad: Barbecue grill brush
The Bristle-Free grill brush is a sturdy, safe alternative for cleaning the grill. It's designed to scrub away grime without leaving dangerous bristles behind. Its durable, stainless steel construction ensures a thorough clean while being gentle on the grill grates.
Available at: Kogan.com
BBQ apron
The Australia flag apron is a great Father's Day present because it lets Dad show off his Aussie pride while manning the BBQ. It’s also a fun way to keep him looking cool, even when he's getting a bit messy
Available at: MyDeal
For the coffee lover: Geeky caffeine tee
If the kids' Dad is both a nerd and a coffee-lover, he will adore this geeky T-shirt! It's a witty illustration of a caffeine molecule, how cool is that?!
Available at: CoolThings Australia
Hydro Mate whiskey ice ball maker
This silicone cube tray is perfect for the father who's more of a whiskey guy than a beer guy.
Available at: Kogan
For grandpa who loves fishing: Fishing keyring
This is a handy way for Dad (and Granddad) to keep his keys together while showing off his love for fishing. It’s a small but thoughtful nod to his favourite hobby that he can carry around every day.
Available at: Wish
Vans sneakers
If you want to splurge a bit for Dad this year, why not get him a pair of cool sneakers? This pair has an old-school design but features ultra-lightweight and comfortable soles.
Available at: Surf Dive 'n Ski
Custom cardholder
For the dad who can afford anything, a personalised gift is the way to go. This sleek, sophisticated card holder keeps his essentials organised while adding a touch of class with his initials engraved on it.
We found this at: Gifts Australia
Groomsman Pro Sport beard trimmer
Give Dad a professional beard trimmer on this special day. This shaving tool from Wahl is heavy-duty and comes with four interchangeable heads and 360-degree rotation.
We found this at: Shaver Shop
Summary: Witty Father's Day presents
In wrapping up your gift-hunting adventure, remember that a humourous gift to your ex shows you’re cool with keeping things light. It’s a great way to remind him that it’s all about the kids. It can be something that pokes fun at his quirks or a novelty item that’s just too good to pass up. Father’s Day is about celebrating the bond he has with your child, it is a simple way to show that you still appreciate that. So, don’t stress too much. Pick something that’ll bring a smile to his face and keep the day feeling positive.
