Hilarious Father’s Day gifts for your ex

Hilarious Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

This list of Father’s Day gifts for your ex is not for everyone. But if you’re at a stage where you can have a good giggle together you’ll find some real delights.

Warning: Please be sure they will entertain, not insult! It is a fine line, and only you know if your ex will be delighted with a joke gift from his ex wife on Father’s Day.

Hilarious Father’s Day gifts for your ex

FUNNY DAD SOCKS

Funny socks never get old. You can even personalise the message on this one. Made of eco friendly cotton blend.

Funny Dad Socks | Beanstalk Mums

Available at: Etsy

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY AU EDITION

Just the tag line on the box is enough to get a giggle .. ‘A party game for horrible people’. But it is actually a brilliantly funny game that he’ll love playing with his mates.

Cards Against Humanity | Father's Day gifts | Beanstalk Single Mums

Available at: Catch

I’M A TWAT SURPRISE

Hahahahahahahahaha … if you can give this to your ex, hat’s off to both of you.

I'm A Twat Surprise Mug | Gifts for Dad | Beanstalk Mums

Available at: The Yellow Octopus

Hilarious Father’s Day gifts for your ex (cont.)

BLAH BLAH BUTTON

There is something highly amusing about giving this gift to an ex husband. For all the moans and rants you’ve both had in the past, it’s all just blah blah now.

The Blah Blah Blah Button | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Single Mum

Available from: The Yellow Octopus

OLD FART SANDLE SOCKS

We couldn’t stop laughing when we found these novelty ‘old fart’ socks. A brilliant gift for your ex if he’s touchy about his age.

Old Fart Sandal Socks | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Single Mums

Available at: The Yellow Octopus

Giant “World’s Greatest Sh#t Stirrer” Wooden Spoon

Well you can’t have a list of Father’s Day gifts for your ex without this awesome wooden spoon!

Shit Stirrer Wooden Spoon | Dad Gifts | Beanstalk Mums

Available at: Yellow Octopus

BATTLE OF THE SEXES BOARD GAME

This ‘tongue in cheek’ board game is perfect if you have a banter with the ex about who does things better … mum or dad?

Battle Of The Sexes Game | Gifts for dads | Beanstalk Single MumsAvailable at: Catch

PORNBURGER: HOT BUNS AND JUICY BEEF CAKES COOKBOOK

If your ex loves his burgers and his porn, this is the perfect present. He’ll wonder why he ever divorced you.

PornBurger: Hot Buns & Juicy Beefcakes| Cookbook for Dad | Beanstalk Mums

Available at: Booktopia

Our final hilarious Father’s Day gifts for your ex

MAN FLU DARK CHOCOLATE

Remember all those times he was ill and laid in bed all day, but when you got ill, you just carried on? Well, now is the time to have a friendly dig at him with this aptly-named man flu dark chocolate.

Man flu dark chocolate | Beanstalk Single Mums

Stockist: Yellow Octopus

KNOB MUG

The fun we had creating this list! I know my ex would find this funny, we hope yours would too. The perfect mug for his desk at work.

Knob Mug | Father's Day gifts for your ex | Beanstalk Mums

Available at: The Yellow Octopus

BOGANOLOGY BOARD GAME

Say it without saying it … does your ex have a bogan streak you love to take the piss out of?

Boganology | Father's Day gifts | Beanstalk Single Mums

Available at: City Beach

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And if you’re still struggling for ideas of what the kids should give Dad this Father’s day, we have some great (and much more tame) ideas here: 50 Father’s Day Gifts for under $50.

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