Are you in the midst of new love? It’s an amazing feeling. But with Christmas coming, you might be wondering ‘what’s the go here?’.
Should you get him a present, or will that look too serious? Will he get you one? Suddenly that amazing feeling sinks as you seriously don’t want to stuff this up.
Our view: It’s Christmas so get him something! Keep it easy and fun … and a little bit cheeky, whilst showing him that you care.
Here are some gifts ideas for a newish boyfriend.
Gift ideas for a newish boyfriend
1. I’m so happy I swiped right mug
When it comes to gift ideas for boyfriends, a simple mug with a funny, heartfelt message is always a winner. This one from Etsy is on point and great for couples who met online.
We found this at: Etsy
2. How to live with huge penis book
It’s a tough life for men with a giant package. Even if your guy is an average Joe, he’ll love this self-help parody book filled with hilarious advice, affirmations and quotes for the well-endowed.
We found this at: Booktopia
3. Pornburger cookbook
What’s better than a burger cookbook? Burgers and innuendos! This one has 80 yummy recipes, drool-worthy photos and spicy descriptions of every burger imaginable.
We found this at: QBD Books
4. Solar-powered dancing dashboard bottlehead toys
Here’s an eco-friendly take on the usual bobbing dog dashboard ornament, a solar-powered (no batteries) dancing bobblehead toy. Perfect for men who want to keep it cool with a hassle-free ornament when they travel on wheels.
We found this at: Fruugo Australia
5. Custom BBQ brandishing iron
Meat lovers absolutely need this custom BBQ iron to brand those mouthwatering steaks. Comes with 52 interchangeable letters to create a personalised message.
We found this at: My Deal
Gift ideas for your boyfriend (cont.)
6. 30 Nights of hot sex kinky calendar
Struggling for a saucy inspiration on a night in? Lovehoney has a 30-night hot sex kinky calendar for a wide range of flirtatious activities for both him and her in the bedroom — and beyond.
We found this at: Lovehoney
7. DIY beer brewing kit
Brewing your own beer has never been easier. This DIY kit has everything your boyfriend needs (including brewing equipment) to craft 23 liters of amazing beer.
We found this at: Big W
8. Wooden bottle caddy
Home-brewed craft beer deserves better than a cardboard carrying box. This timber caddy with a bottle opener is just perfect all those romantic picnics he is planning to take you on.
We found this at: Yellow Octopus
9. You're the best boyfriend ever mug
When you’ve ran out of clever gift ideas for your boyfriend, this mug is a good backup. It’s a cute and heartfelt way to show your appreciation without being too serious.
We found this at: Etsy
Different gift ideas for your boyfriend (cont.)
10. Thanks for all the orgasms key ring
This totally appropriate inappropriate gift will give him a chuckle. It’s a simple key ring will make him chuckle and puff his chest out every time he sees it, as well as remind him of you.
We found this at: Etsy
11. Dress up as Mrs. Christmas for him
Give him a Christmas gift that he won’t forget … dress up as Mrs. Christmas in this racy bikini that leaves little to the imagination. Go show him what naughty really is.
We found this at: Lovehoney
12. Face butt towel
Make him laugh with the funny yet functional towel. Great for the beach, gym or just around the house.
We found this at: Amazon
13. Soy candle
Up for a sultry holiday night? This scented eco-friendly soy wax candle will tell exactly what you want from your man and your man wants from you...infused in five different aromatic scents.
We found this at: Etsy
14. I licked it boxer shorts
Here’s another cheeky gift idea for the newish boyfriend … a personalised boxer brief to remind him that he’s your man. Made from cotton and vinyl, it's printed with permanent ink that doesn’t peel or wash off.
We found this at: Etsy
15. Get lucky sex dice
Looking for an exciting way to spice up your sex life? These 4-sex dice excite players with fun naughty foreplay activities to try out…so no sexy time (with your man) will ever be a bore again.
We found this at: Kogan
Conclusion: Christmas gift ideas for a newish boyfriend
Even if you don't buy a gift for your new man this Christmas, we hope this article has given you some entertainment!
It can be hard to know whether to buy someone a present if the relationship new. Our advice, if you are in two-minds is to make the purchase! Especially if you pick something light-hearted and fun. Anything that will bring a few extra laughs to the festive season has got to be worth it.
Wishing you a wonderful Christmas with your newish boyfriend. We hope it is the first of many.
